For a vacation I offered to take my wife camping. She said she'd tried it once but didn't like it.
For an evening out I suggested that my wife and I go to a rock concert. She said she'd tried it once and didn't like it.
We have one child.

(Sorry for jumping on this thread, but I couldn't resist.)

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...