She said, "We've been married for 30 years. Let's cook a turkey to celebrate."
I said, " Why take it out on the turkey?"....and then fight started. 

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...