Sorry my Auntie's fanny (the American fanny, not the English one - that would be just too rude).

I went through the same learning curve with VSS and Python and stuff, and I know how frustrating it can be stumbling around in a place with no light... only too glad to help out if I can!

"If I were a shadow, I know I wouldn't like to be half of what I should be."
Mr Otsuka, the old black tomcat in Kafka on the Shore (Haruki Murakami)