I got it! there's only one thing we can do!

Get the

GHOSTBUSTERS!

They'll know what to do! Where are you buster ! wht ever shall we do about this problem we are facing!? shall I? YES! that's it! bitch about it some moooooooore! VIRUSES! are bAD for the soap... i mean soup... i mean soul... that's it soul... like the chicken soup for the soul... haha..yeah....
BUT ANYWAYS! we have a serious situation! There is not a single msg in my inbox about a red letter virus... i mean virus msg... on the red letter... in the ... in red letters... on the top of the screen... pg... on the top of the page... that's it... no letters for the msg on the virus for the PAGE! HA! ... well .... you get what i mean.
The flagen with the dragon has the pellet with the poison! the vessel with the pestle ... is the brew that is TRUE!
which means! i need to.... go for the flagon? or give them the dragon? or do i take the one with the pellet vessel.... i mean the vessel pestle... pellet with the pestle... the pessel... the pestle with the flagon... the dragon..... i mean the plessel... the dragon... i mean.... well the virus of course... the virus with the plessel... the plagon!... the dragon!! yes the virus wit hthe dragon!
all im sayin is that if you call up the ghost busters im sure they can help you wit hthis crazy stuff.