@ Ronnie - I think you should leave your Meanie-Borg avatar up for a while, just long enough for people to get used to it and buy into the idea that you're a bad-a$$.  Then switch it to the collander-on-your-head shot.  Nobody will know what to think!  Oh ... unless they've ever spent ... like ... about 30 seconds with you! 

:)

I love your door.  I'll come over and let you know who's there.  The peephole is just about the right height for me!  Of course I won't know anybody you know.  "Well, it's a guy.  Ummm ... brown hair, glasses, wearing a green shirt.  Should I let him in?"  Or you could just stand on your tip-toes and look out the window!

"If your pictures aren't good enough, you're not close enough."  ...  Robert Capa