I have seen the (fake) home page of  "Repubblica", the most important Italian online newspaper.

It reads:

"It's the world end! CERN confirms it!"
"Switzerland already sucked into the black hole."
"The Pope: ok, let's pray, but I cannot guarantee anything"
"Berlusconi: at least the Alitalia problem is solved"

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