No, no, no, you've all gotten it completely wrong.  The atmosphere isn't going to catch fire, and there won't be any black holes.  Everybody knows that.

What's actually happened is that the official government types have succeeded in tearing open a hole into another dimension: and numerous hellish creatures of various descriptions -- but all of them with a taste for human flesh -- have come pouring out of that hole and have completely infested the facility.  But not to worry: a tough, lone Marine PFC who was on temporary leave has gone in......and now there are reports of loud gunfire, explosions, and hideous roars heard echoing back from within the facility.  So, no doubt, that heroic lone Marine will take care of this minor issue for us.  We can all relax.

Oh, yeah -- I forgot to mention that the researchers who were responsible for building that facility did everybody a huge favor by leaving a gazillion caches of ammunition, advanced military-grade weapons, grenades of every description, body armor, and instant-healing potions scattered all over the facility.  Thus: it shouldn't be any big deal.  Mr. Lone Marine can handle the monsters for us......our only duty should be to begin polishing up that Congressional Medal of Honor for him, whenever he comes back out.

I just hope that he doesn't have too much trouble with the Boss on Level 3..........

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