Attached Link: http://www.propsguild.com/thumbs/Characters/page7.htm

I've been called worse =) If you follow the provided link to the illustrius PropsGuild, there's an alteration of the P4 Nude Male that I made way back when that uses the NoGen hip to permanently replace the hip with the pee-pee. It comes with a .pcf, so you'll need Objaction Mover to decode it. If you re-map the object that Mover decodes, and use the cr2 I've provided with the download (it's important to use this cr2 because I've cut the genitalSwitch coding out of it), you won't have to worry about those pesky genitals any longer. Hope this helps.