*The nobel peaceprice was given to the former finnish president: Martti Ahtisaari. He proved in many cases that talking is the solution to peace, in Northern Ireland, Namibië, Kosovo and many other conflicts.

*As a Finn, I'm really happy about Martti Ahtisaari's win. He is an inspirational figure and I think we all here in Finland respect and admire him very much indeed. We are very gratefull for his efforts in making the world a more peacefull place. 

-Morbo will now introduce the candidates - Puny Human Number One, Puny Human Number Two, and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon.
-Life can be hilariously cruel