*I suppose it depends on how you define left and right. Many Democrats "endorsed" unregulated capitalism essentially because those who bucked the trend were being voted out of office, i.e., they moved to the right, but to say the left endorsed it is just silly.

My remark was spawned out of frustration mainly.  The social democratic party in my country tends to say one thing and then do another . My casual observation of Americas democratic party left me with the same conclusion. Perhaps I was being hasty. I am the first person to admit that my observations of Americas political parties and customs are superficial at best.  But I dare say  that America lacks a proper leftist party. Or alternatives to 2 party politics.  That's how it seems to an outsider anyway.  Then again there is very good chance that I am 100% wrong. I usually am.

-Morbo will now introduce the candidates - Puny Human Number One, Puny Human Number Two, and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon.
-Life can be hilariously cruel