The so-called European "Rescue" plan makes me sick to the stomach. Media sure loves it though. Let's see: The Banks took huge risks, gambled with money, lost money and acted irresponsibly. So what do we do? Give them more money! In what kind of bizarro world do we live in? Even Homer Simpson could come up with a better plan. Even after 20 beers and lobotomy Mr Simpson would be smart enough not do what the Europe is doing.  I wouldn't give a pickpocket more money just because he no longer even wants to make the effort of stealing it. "I can't be arsed to trick you anymore, so just gimme your money anyway." Ok. You got it buddy. This is the great European rescue plan!?! The usually Un united European leaders stand united when they "have to" give more money to the gamblers.  Brilliant. I'm beginning to think we deserve another great depression. Stupidity should be punished.

What's really odd that we can't hire enough doctors or nurses but for some reason there's this magic money we can give to the banks.

-Morbo will now introduce the candidates - Puny Human Number One, Puny Human Number Two, and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon.
-Life can be hilariously cruel