Regarding "Topaz Adjust"....

NOTE TO TOPAZ LABS:

Although your product looks very interesting, I sincerely hope that the designers of your product are NOT the same ones that designed your homepage.  Your homepage took exactly SIX (6) minutes to load via 56k dial-up....normally, I would have clicked away 5 1/2 minutes earlier, but I thought I would humor myself to see how long it actually took.  Sorry, but I didn't have the patience for any further clicks on your site. 

Sincerely;
A once interested, but not that patient potential customer.....

In youth, we learn....with age, we understand.