"I'm going to impose a fine to remind him chivalry is not dead and when somebody is in distress you leave them to it." ..erm?..Hello????

I'll remember that the next time someone who saw fit to get plastered to the point of stupidity Is on thier back vomiting to near **Asphixyation

I'll just walk on by!
And when the court asks why didn't you help, I'll quote this moron of a sherrif :)**

It takes one tree to make a billion matchsticks, but one match to burn a billion trees