His base figure doesn't have grasp or spread dials!  Good Gosh!  Even almost free figures worth their snuff have THAT! Holy cow! What is wrong with these bozos?

I cannot save the world. Only my little piece of it. If we all act together, we can save the world.--Nelson Mandela
An  inconsistent hobgoblin is the fool of little minds
Taking "Just do it" to a whole new level!