Okay people here is the goss. Bryster and I faced each other in the dull gloomy crypt deep in the bowels of the Bryce Cathederal. He stood there in his Cardinals robes(Shorter than he sounds in his posts) waving a print out of this thread.

"Your word inflame" He said.
"Not my intention." I say.
"No?'
"No.'
"You will still have to go to the comfy chair." He said.
"What the hell for." I say.
"Havent used it today. He said.

I turn to bolt but he hits a switch and the door slams shut. A light comes on showing something I hadn't notice before. THE COMFY CHAIR.
"Oh Hell" I say. 
Just then a panel on the wall moves and Pakled steps in carrying an arm full of throw pillows and a sherpa blanket. I dive for the opening push Pakled aside and run like hell. 
"WAIT HERETIC' screams The Bryster running after me. He pulls something from his robes and hurls it at me. It whisles over my head and buries itself in the door in front of me. It is a card sized piece of metal marked 'GET OUT OF THE COMFY CHAIR FREE. Present this card to avoid punishment." Another one thunders into the door, and a third. 

I pull one of them out and throws it back at The Bryster. 
"Paid in full." I say. 
"Oh crap. He said.

I opened the door and stepped though, then turned nicked one of the other cards and ran like hell. 

"Next time Sonny Jim, next time" The words followed me up the steps and out into the sun light.