Well done, Lunchworks!
This should be mandatory reading for new guys!

I've made this sticky until I find out if we can put this somewhere more permanent.

Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...