One of my very first memories was one day that my Dad and I were watching the TV news, and I asked him what was going on with Viet Nam. I was maybe 4 or so at the time, and I remember it so well, because his answer gave me nightmares for years. Try explaining the concept of war to a four-year old. On the up-side, anyone remember Captain Kangaroo? And, oh yeah...Mr. Whipple, LOL! I have to say I never did have any urge to squeeze the Charmin, and wouldn't have done so, had I been told NOT to... ;)