Gee, melikia! You sound like you have MY syndrome!! lolol 

I almost always end up ordering software on a Friday evening. And it ain't because of payday!
I think in my case, I  place my orders at that time because I can finally do so in peace...

But DOH!! I'm SO impatient!!  

So for me, it's a catch-22:

I wait until I have a measure of peace before ordering software, which is usually after the week is done;

waiting for the order makes me anxious, as sometimes the order won't be updated on weekends;

my peaceful time is then no longer peaceful! 'Cause I can't wait to get da' software! lol
So I might as well have done it on, say, a Tuesday!! 

Edit: You asked for a funny story or joke, but try this on for size! (Really cool time-waster that was posted about at cornucopia3D!)

http://www.jacksonpollock.org/