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His scariest was to sweden & norway... when he worked above the circle and was only given a small pistol to protect himself against polar bears.  he tried to refuse the gun, but they ordered him to take it - he said he'd never fire it at a bear... NOT because he doesnt believe in guns, but because it was so small ... it would only anger the bear more!

They should have given him Bear repealant. A Good Ole Southern Pole Cat!!
Instructions for Use:

1. Grab by head
2. Hold tail and aim away from your body.
3. Pull tail when bear is in reach, 20 feet or so and make sure you are not down wind.
4. Watch Big Bad Bear run away rubbing furiously at his/her face!!!

OK Mel, so don't hold back. You have had a several hours of playing time, Tell us Allllll about it!!!

I would rather be Politically Incorrect,
Then have Politically Correct-Incorrectness!!!