I know I said I'd take some days off, but here's another variation of the theme. Here, the seams follow natural creases of the face, so any slight mismatches should be mostly hidden by shadows and such.

I think I will simply make and provide two maps for Antonia: one more traditional and one with the extra seams around the breasts and in the face to avoid distortion. And I will try to come up with a simple way for the user to switch between maps. Maybe use geometry switching via Poser channels, if someone can explain to me how that works. My wacko odf maps [TM] will be better for use with 3d painting programs, whereas the high-distortion ones will supposedly make the traditional Photoshopping of textures easier.

-- I'm not mad at you, just Westphalian.