I can't believe how many things you all came up with just today!!  Such amazing creativity.  Apparently my mind doesn't work along those lines, 'cause I've only come up with a few, and can't figure out how to shoot them! 

For example: 
Tape gun.  I have tape o'plenty, but no guns.
Blood pressure.  No pressure gague.  Lots of blood, but I'm not going to cut myself to show it to you! 
Headphones.  This could go a couple ways, and the funnier one ... I ain't goin' there!!  (And neither are you!)  LOL!

I'll just enjoy what you're coming up with.  Excellent stuff, everybody!!

"If your pictures aren't good enough, you're not close enough."  ...  Robert Capa