Ok, I've tried to steer out of the poetry bits, coz I had it rammed down my throat at school and grew to hate it - although I admit I appreciate it a lot more now than I used to. However, one that has stuck in my mind is this one; Aloft In the loft Sits Croft He is soft. If I'm not mistaken, from a book 'Best Loved American Poetry' or something similar. (",)