You ever notice how on TV they always run laxitive and tampon ads right at dinner time? How about all the Pizza ads that run during the tonight show an hour after they close? I get ads for AARP, NRA, NAACP, Ellie Weisel foundation, viagra and victoria's secret in my mailbox.  Every three months Globe Life sends my dead wife another insurance policy (Apply now! You can't be turned down!) Maybe I should buy one then turn around and say, "OK, Pay up!" My youngest drop-out gets credit card and female executive magazines since when she was 12. My dog gets porsche car care products and yachting magazines. I'm sure they will mess this up as well.