LOL!!  I'll spare you that insult, my friend, this particular thread wouldn't be in existence if you were as dull as dishwater!!!! 

Whenever I'm feeling overwhelmed by it all, I just browse through it again and end up having absolute hysterics - they are SO ORIGINAL!!  This appeals very much to my warped sense of humour! 

I'm feeling pretty brain dead this morning, so I'm not sure what I'll be contributing today... but you never know!  Be prepared! haha