Derbyshire ? no problemo - I'll just get some of my U.S.M.C. buddies to get me an air lift  there and H.A.L.O. in to the area where a couple of S.E.A.L. buddies will arrange submersible transportation to the nearest Royal Naval Base and from there I'l hitch a ride - should be there in ten hours . . . Oh wait a minute ! ! ! I need to get a passport first through the U.S. Postal Service and if you've ever had to deal with them, you can imagine how long that will take  . . .

but seriously, congrats ! ! !   And yes I did see Mr. Chips once or twice I really would like to see that place but it'll have to wait until I pass probation on my new job - only 10 months to go ! ! ! crossing my fingers on that but we'll see.

Yeah, I won't be there ... but I'll be thinking positive thoughts for you ! ! !
-TJ