Viagra? Spanish Fly  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_fly was good enough for grampa it should be good enough for anybody.

"Heh a morphing cream pie... Now there's a funny little gadget.. I'm just noit sure how to do it... but''hmm..." 

Now, now, ya gotta do the Japanese noodle dish for Aiko first.

I need to stop replying to your threads Trekkie, people will think I'm a pervert instead of a genteel degenerate.

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