... then I looked up the lyrics and the clowns are to the left and the jokers are to the right - so I thought well, if you're gonna play to an audience ... but what the hay ? 

Thank God (notice the large G?) April first only comes once a year !! - unless you work with the clowns I work with anyway.

Follow:
May you not get  stuck on a steep and rutted out canal bank with some steep slope to it and with a hundred plus gallons of Magnisite sloshing around on the back of your tractor with your one boss saying hurry up and your other boss saying be careful and no matter what you do one or the other of them going no! no! no! do it my way .... What's the matter with you boy ? ? ? Arrgh!!! and me thinking, "I went to college for this ? ? "
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Stay Tuned - More fun to follow ...