I NEVER saw anyone with a DOUBLE BELLY!  Double chin, yes, but not the otherwise.  Being on public assistance, I'm on a high carb, low protein diet. I get free bread where I live, but protein costs money. I'm not on food stamps yet (damned bozos) but once my diet gets straightened out, I can avoid looking like Rikishi, much less SUPER-SIZED BRAD!

His super-power is just falling on people.

Seriously, there should be a crease line at the navel, not above it. Makes him look like a mutant,IMO.

I cannot save the world. Only my little piece of it. If we all act together, we can save the world.--Nelson Mandela
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