Naughty, naughty, Poser... I swear you do this just to annoy me. When are you going to grow up and start behaving yourself? Why can't you be more like Mr and Mrs Maxon's programs next door, or Mr and Mrs Autodesk's over the road? They are always SO well behaved.

Well, thanks for the giggle, guys. I'm outta here.

"If I were a shadow, I know I wouldn't like to be half of what I should be."
Mr Otsuka, the old black tomcat in Kafka on the Shore (Haruki Murakami)