Forum: Poser - OFFICIAL


Subject: Tasty food additives!

Gordon_S opened this issue on Apr 25, 2009 · 17 posts


TrekkieGrrrl posted Sun, 26 April 2009 at 11:28 AM

 Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Don't worry sir that spider on your bread will soon get him !

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...

Waiter, there is a dead fly swimming in my soup !
Don't be silly, dead flies can't swim !

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
What do you expect for that price, a beetle ?

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
Just you wait until you see the main course !

 

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
Yes sir, it's the heat that kills them !

Waiter, there is a beetle in my soup !
Sorry sir, we're out of flies today !

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup ?
It looks like it's learning to swim sir

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !

Waiter, there are two flies in my soup !
That's alright sir, have the extra one on me !

Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
Oh no, who will look after his family !

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup !
Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them **
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