"I do happen to own a car that does 200 miles per hour and cost me over $100,000. Does that give me the right to say your are driving an inferior car, and you need to buy a better one so you can corner faster? Hardly. If you're a novice driver, the super car won't really help you."

I bought my maid a $100K car for her teenage son.  I don't drive junk cars like that. 

That's a Thurston Howell joke, but seriously I wish someone would post a 1, 2, 3 step by step (even if it's 100 steps) guide to making a more realistic image.