No, man: it's "stoke me a kipper"  ...  sorry Bman but I checked it out -  in fact there is even an ep titled "Stoke Me a Kipper "  ... and if you think about it a kipper is actually smoked herring and to say smoke me a kipper would be redundant. 
Now, when it's Arnold Judas Rimmer's turn to be Ace, he says as he's leaving to go out and be Ace, "Stoke me a kipper I'll be home for Christmas"  but his predecesors all said "Stoke me a kipper I'll be home for breakfast" which only adds to the level of incompetance of the A.J.Rimmer we all came to know and love .... well, maybe not love but ...

Quest,
how did stroking it get into this conversation? I mean I love you like a brother but really I'd rather serve Kristie Allie breakfast a couple hundred times rather than 'stroke it'  once.
c'mon man get real. And " All you female cats out there, I AM available ! ! !  Whoa ! ! ! !"
.... and as Kriton in the earlier adventures might say, ""Smmmm Heeeeeeee"
Of course, there was one other person  who played Holly besides the one I mentioned . . .
but I won't ask you who it was, I won't ask you who it was ... the Hell I won't.

"There's two types of people in this world; those who dig with gloves and those who go to the doctor"
-TJ  on May 11, 2009