Well one day my car wouldn't start. I tried it all, jump-starting, clearing the carb, cleaning the plugs, checking the points, made sure there was petrol in the tank. But while I was scratching my head the wife said she noticed the licence plate had a screw missing and maybe that was the problem.
So just to show her who's boss and that the licence plate had nothing to do with the engine, I fitted a new screw, got in the driver's seat and turned the key.
Yup! The car started!
Don't ya just hate know-alls?

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...