Replace it with the mythical koi-girl perhaps?

If that doesn't work, you could always use a cat-girl/boy.

Or maybe you can do a .gif movie with a picture of a properly shaded and lit figure and the following text: "If it doesn't look like this, it isn't properly shaded"

WARK!

Thus Spoketh Winterclaw: a blog about a Winterclaw who speaks from time to time.

 

(using Poser Pro 2014 SR3, on 64 bit Win 7, poser units are inches.)