Thanks for the light-hearted entertainment, Paul, and everyone else who contributed to it.

But I'm sorry, I can't let this go: I was at first quite surprised at rendo admin for ignoring the unnecessarily rude and judgemental nature of some of the comments here. But possibly they appreciate that those who make such comments are just showing themselves up.... I don't know.

It's left a nasty taste in my mouth, but a glass or two of wine and an early night should put all to rights once more. :O)

"If I were a shadow, I know I wouldn't like to be half of what I should be."
Mr Otsuka, the old black tomcat in Kafka on the Shore (Haruki Murakami)