Yes Lie!

I am not giving this advice if it didn't worked. Employers usually just call your last "employer" to verify your authenticity. You just have to get in, and once you are in, work hard and impress your boss. Worse case scenario is if you get caught then tell the truth that you did that because really need the job and desperation brought you to do unconventional means then assure them that they will not be disappointed on you.

I knew one older person who has zero knowledge in computers lied that she knows using them and once she is in and they found out, she simply said "this computer is different from the one she used before".

And guess what, they trained her.

Dude you are courageous enough to dream of making a poser movie. You will need some brass balls to get it done and this is a perfect opportunity for you to practice the brave soul in you.

Passion is anger and love combined. So if it looks angry, give it some love!