*"(stares at Dork thigh and shoulder - *SHUTTER* it hurts make the pain that poor figure is going through end! please)"*

Actually, the reasons that you cite for disliking him, are THE very reasons that He's my male figure of choice!  He's got the best male physique around of ANY of the Poser figures!

(I'm in the process of remapping Mike 2, to take Mike 3 skin textures with out the need to UTC them, and frankly, Dork looks WAY better!
DPH

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