Personally, I think that EZ cheese is hilarious. While I don't share Litst's hatred for all things cheddar, I do think cheese should be as natural as possible in this modern world of ours. A nice hunk of sharp Wisconsin Cheddar is heaven, as can be havarti, brie, or even -- yes, it's true -- limburger. (I'll admit that limburger is better when you can't smell it, but it's still good under the right circumstances.) And what about those beautiful french boys?