Oh dear, that's not the way it's supposed to work at all. I'm going to mention someone's name now, in the hope that he will find this thread and advise what to do:   bagginsbill    :O)

"If I were a shadow, I know I wouldn't like to be half of what I should be."
Mr Otsuka, the old black tomcat in Kafka on the Shore (Haruki Murakami)