I saw an episode of that George Lopez show.  He promised his wife he'd convert the garage into an office in 7 days.  She said he should hire a contractor.  He said "Honey, contractors charge you a lot of money and then hire a bunch of Mexicans to do the work."  Pointing at himself he said "we have a Mexican!"

After 5 days he had finished nothing, so he hired two other Mexican guys to do the work.  They told him the price would be 12 cases of beer.  He said "you want to be paid in beer?"  They replied "that's where the money goes anyway."

George is funny.