click, click, click, click .....
"you are now going to download free item 136846908572". said in a nice sweet 1984 robotic female voice.
"please click the download link .. and while you're trying to find the next download link, please view some other items you may be interested in".
"Great ... now you may advance to the next screen". The downoad link will pop up after you've viewed the next 45 products. Please click each one. Once you have looked at the final product, the download link will be presented".
"Great .... now click the download link".
"Great .... now click the download link".
"Great .... now click the download link".
"Great .... now click the download link".

"sorry, your session has timed out. Please start over".
"I hope you have enjoyed your shopping experience and the great free item".
Come back soon".

Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together.
All things connect......Chief Seattle, 1854