Mr. Myxyzptlk:
When trying to express oneself, it's frankly quite absurd,
To leaf through lengthy lexicons to find the perfect word.
A little spontaniaty keeps conversation keen,
You need to find a way to say, precisely what you mean...

Myxyzptlk!
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrosicous!
If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious,

Ensemble:
Myxyzptlk!
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

Superman:
When Stone Age men were chatting, merely grunting would suffice.

Mr. Myxyzptlk:
Now if they heard this word, they might have used it once or twice!

Superman:
I'm sure Egyptian pharoahs would have grasped it in a jiff,
Then every single pyramid would bear this hieroglyph;

Oh!
Myxyzptlk!!
Say it and Kryptonite would not seem so ferocious!

Mr. Myxyzptlk:
Add some further flourishes, it's so ro-co-co-coscious!

Ensemble:
Myxyzptlk!!
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

Mr Myxyzptlk (spoken):
Of course you can say it backwards, which is
Kltpzyxym....

Ah dammitalltoheck!

(Poof!)

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