I put these entertaining threads into my 'Speak Aloud' program so that I can actually get work done on my project while I listen. One of the drawbacks was that certain posters' "signatures" included War and Peace length rants that I'd hear every time they posted a line. I'm glad that the complaints of others allowed me to learn that I could turn off the signatures. 

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