Apologies to the band Dire Straits and for destroying the lyrics by Mark Knopfler and Sting.

quick and dirty render in PoserPro (because the P8 library on Mac's makes it impossible to use)
Used recent Rendo Market Place items
SuperStar Poses by caprica
V4 Exotic Dancer by richabri
Pasithea Hair by 3Dream, Plus3D and Mairy

But V4 is singing to the song Money for Nothing

I want my, I want my SR1
I want my, I want my SR1

Now look at them renders's, that's not the way you do it
You play with P8 on that old PC
P8 ain't workin', that's not the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your crashes for free
Now P8 ain't workin', that's not the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, we all must be dumb
Maybe get a blister on your mousing finger
Maybe get a blister on your mousing thumb

{Refrain}
We got to install Flash Updates
Custom Firewall settings
We got to move these runtimes
We got to Reconfig these damn PC's

See V4 with the earring and the makeup
Yeah, buddy, that's transmapped hair
Plus I need to buy a 3D airplane
With this runtime you'd think I was a millionaire

{Refrain}
I shoulda learned Studio3
I shoulda learned to use Cinema4D
Look at that mama, P8 crashes if you move the camera
Man I can't be this dumb
And Poly counts up there, what no Hawaiian dresses
What happened to the Poser Chimpanzee
Oh, P8 ain't workin' that's not the way you do it
Pay your money for nothin' get your crashes for free

{Refrain}

Now P8 ain't workin' that's not the way you do it
You try to run P8 on that lame PC
P8 ain't workin' that's not the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your crashes for free

Money for nothin' and crashes for free
  I want my, I want my, I want my SR1
  I want my, I want my, I want my SR1
  I want my, I want my, I want my SR1
  I want my, I want my, I want my SR1

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Runs and dives for cover

Gary

"Those who lose themselves in a passion lose less than those who lose their passion"