""Tractor Pull? Naw, manitellyawhamanthadangoldcarssmashinguptogetherandthedriversgethurtsometimesbutitsfun demolition derby, man."

Thanks flibbits. I didn't have the linguistic skill to do him justice. Someone should do a Boomhauer to English translator for the web.

"vicks, or whatever his name was."

Vick, no 's,' which I'm sure is a relief to the maker of a certain mentholated salve - otherwise he might have done for them what HIV did for a certain "diet candy." I can't wait for Mike's debut in the dogpound end of Cleveland stadium. It should be a hoot.

"Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H. L. Mencken