Really? Mmm...well...;)
Here's the deal...UVMapping is basically 'spray-painting' an object so it looks more realistic. It's tedious and essential (you're going to have to put textures on it somewhere, regardless).

The model is free...i can give that out to anyone. However...I got the textures from Deviant Art (Bad Pakled! No Donut!...;), and they're paranoid over there about reuse (I'm supposed to email each creator of each texture with an email, with a link back to the original pic...or there will be trouble) Mainly it was an experiment to see if I can make better freebies. A deluge awaits 'rosity once I figure out sharp edges and good textures in Poser..;0

I #$%^ at texturing (been using Bryce planes and some lighting to make most of mine), but if you want the object, just IM me with an email address. If someone knows some royalty-nagware-free textures like straw, and bandanas, let me know, and I'll just re-UVMap.

Or, if you are good with Photoshop (I have Gimp, which supposedly can do the same thing), you could retexture it in whatever. The original was done in Wings 3d (about 40 minutes work, it's a lot simpler than you think...;)

Juet let me know.

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)