Toast? Then names these kids come up with. Is toast aka tubesteak, trouser trout, Mr. Johnson or quim, jelly roll, muffin? On second thought, don't tell me. Like viewing the paparazi's shots of Britney's lady bits it'll probably turn out to be something I'll deeply regret. Peace out. 

"Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H. L. Mencken