"can you paint one on the skin texture?"

I can hear it now...

Wife: "Honey, what did you do today?"
Me: "Oh, I fixed a bunch of anuses"
Wife: "Sounds like you had another typical day at work."

[Note: The preceding script was written for humorous purposes only. I do not actually work with a bunch of anuses...   Much.]

Before they made me they broke the mold!
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