Sorry TG... I'm a wimp here. I've noticed a lot of concern for "language" by the moderators, so thought I would err on  the side of caution. Sort of like the thread a few months ago about textures where I was scared to name a bad product because I'd been chastized for leaving a bad review.

But I do appreciate all the kind suggestions!

And TG... I'm surprised you haven't MADE ONE! Dear Lord, you've modeled everything else I've looked for that no one else had done! :)

Many thanks.