*"When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back-seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet."

I'd say that both parties know EXACTLY what is going on here and that neither one is being fooled!
DPH

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